Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive."
- John Mayer (via fvckem)
drama teacher and I are beefin, cept not really. not on his part. disrespected me. now I have to kill him. jk but I was playing this question game with some dudes and my answer for who I’d beat up in the class is the drama teacher. motherfucker.
a chemist walks into a restaurant and says “i would like a plate of sodium acetate because that looks like NaC2H3O2 which looks like nacho lol.” the waiter says get the fuck out of my restaurant you god damned geek